nancyz

"你松不松,"
"不松,要松你先松"
"你松,我就松"
"那你先松"
"那我们一起松,数一二三"
"一"
"二"
"....."
"你不松我也不松"
"你先的,我说什么也不松了"

十几分钟后........

"你想不想尿尿啊"
"不想"
"我想"
"那你尿撒"
"你捏着尿不出"
"那不行"
"你不松,我就尿到你手上了"
"不"

又十几分钟后.... .

"我也想尿尿了"
"不行"
"我要尿到你手上了"
"不,"
"你不是也要尿的"
"我不尿了"
.....................  

再十几分钟后.....

"5555555....妈妈啊...."
"妈妈啊...55555"
"我要撒尿尿"

(此对白只博大家一乐)